Toilet Dream #1...

Oh come on, I'm sure you've all had the toilet dream at some point in your life! Well... here goes!

Beads of sweat glistened on Kami's forehead in the fluorescent light of the cathedral-style bathroom. The room was massive and beautiful, but Kami couldn't enjoy it. She had to go too bad. If she didn't find a toilet soon, she would have a problem on her hands... or rather, in her pants.

She looked around the room. There were toilets everywhere. The only problem was, there were no stalls--no doors, curtains, or any kind of covering--just about a two-foot high wall dividing all of the toilets. A lot of good that will do.

Oh yes, I definitely need my ankles covered up! she thought with a roll of her eyes.

What was she going to do? There were people all around the room. She couldn't hold it any longer!

She waddled over to the most private toilet she could find. But as soon as she sat down, magically, she was transported back to the center of hustle and bustle. Giving up on privacy, she relieved herself to the tune of her own making. Though, miraculously it didn't seem to bother anyone. With a sigh of relief, she reached for the toilet paper, thinking perhaps she could make it through this experience without anyone noticing. Her hand kept grasping at air.

Where is the toilet paper? she grunted to herself.

She scanned the surrounding area. There it sat on one of the two-foot walls, all ready for her...about 10 feet away.

Well, you can imagine the rest, just not in too much detail please. Yes, this is my most common recurring dream. I can't even tell you how many times I have had this dream. I've heard and read that dreams of needing to relieve oneself have to do with deep emotions needing to be released. Apparently I have a lot of those, because I have many variations of this dream.

I hope you enjoyed my embarrassment. Until next time! Dream on!